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		<title>Comment on OBSERVATIONS OF AN INSOMNIAC by Shan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 23:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>GBB-Sadly, I bought one of those last year.  :(  But, it works!  I don&#039;t have the EXTREME, though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>GBB-Sadly, I bought one of those last year.  <img src='http://www.shaninreallife.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />   But, it works!  I don&#8217;t have the EXTREME, though.</p>
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		<title>Comment on OBSERVATIONS OF AN INSOMNIAC by Shan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 23:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nope!  But I did see them both advertised.  You are closer than anyone else.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nope!  But I did see them both advertised.  You are closer than anyone else.  <img src='http://www.shaninreallife.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Comment on OBSERVATIONS OF AN INSOMNIAC by una</title>
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		<dc:creator>una</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 22:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you bought that blender thing that does it all that i think at one time i saw montel endorsing.. am i right..or maybe that vaccumm thing that sucks everything up even those steel balls they demonstrate on.. i have insomnia too :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you bought that blender thing that does it all that i think at one time i saw montel endorsing.. am i right..or maybe that vaccumm thing that sucks everything up even those steel balls they demonstrate on.. i have insomnia too <img src='http://www.shaninreallife.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Comment on OBSERVATIONS OF AN INSOMNIAC by Gastric Bypass Barbie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gastric Bypass Barbie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You bought one of those slap chopper thingies that instantly chops onions, tomatoes, garlic and fingers. Yeah, the SLAP CHOP (EXTREME!) http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909505</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You bought one of those slap chopper thingies that instantly chops onions, tomatoes, garlic and fingers. Yeah, the SLAP CHOP (EXTREME!) http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909505</p>
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		<title>Comment on OBSERVATIONS OF AN INSOMNIAC by Shan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 00:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If she&#039;s not, I made one heck of an assumption!  Just to rest your mind, I did not buy any of the Time Life Music Series or a knife set.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If she&#8217;s not, I made one heck of an assumption!  Just to rest your mind, I did not buy any of the Time Life Music Series or a knife set.  <img src='http://www.shaninreallife.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Comment on OBSERVATIONS OF AN INSOMNIAC by Susan Maria</title>
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		<dc:creator>Susan Maria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 00:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay so one night, I had to change the Knife Channel because Ty thought that the 219 piece knife set was one helluva deal. We also own the Time Life Series of Doo Wopp music and The 70&quot;s, purchased on two different nights.  I am shocked we dont own a copy of Kevin Trudeau book telling us what the government doesnt want us to know.  HEY... Suze Orman is a lesbian?!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay so one night, I had to change the Knife Channel because Ty thought that the 219 piece knife set was one helluva deal. We also own the Time Life Series of Doo Wopp music and The 70&#8243;s, purchased on two different nights.  I am shocked we dont own a copy of Kevin Trudeau book telling us what the government doesnt want us to know.  HEY&#8230; Suze Orman is a lesbian?!</p>
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		<title>Comment on MY BROTHER MUST HATE ME! by Tammy blizzard</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tammy blizzard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 16:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shannon I knew I liked you.  When my brother, John also, was little I lit the end of a licorice stick (the hollow kind) and told him to smoke it. It looked sorta like a cigarette. He was about 2 years old. Still has a scar today. I also broke his collar bone. Told him to jump and then I didn&#039;t catch him on purpose. Silly kid. He should have known better. What doesn&#039;t kill us makes us stronger I always say. He&#039;d be a whimp if it wasn&#039;t for me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shannon I knew I liked you.  When my brother, John also, was little I lit the end of a licorice stick (the hollow kind) and told him to smoke it. It looked sorta like a cigarette. He was about 2 years old. Still has a scar today. I also broke his collar bone. Told him to jump and then I didn&#8217;t catch him on purpose. Silly kid. He should have known better. What doesn&#8217;t kill us makes us stronger I always say. He&#8217;d be a whimp if it wasn&#8217;t for me.</p>
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		<title>Comment on MY BROTHER MUST HATE ME! by Tina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG I have not had a good laugh in awhile. But Shannon that is soooooo funny !!!!! The picture says it ALL :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG I have not had a good laugh in awhile. But Shannon that is soooooo funny !!!!! The picture says it ALL <img src='http://www.shaninreallife.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Comment on MY GROOVY PRIZE POSSESSIONS by Shan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 14:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah, my first Barbie.  Aerobics Barbie.  Brings back such memories.  Fat kid + Aerobics Barbie= Even lower self esteem.  Plus, I was a HUGE tomboy (no-pun intended).  I would rather ride my bike, pop wheelies and jump ramps.  Playing in dirt was my specialty.  Plus, I lived with the brown haired, real-life Barbie, accessorized with mirror, lipstick and her very own lighted make-up mirror.  Remember those?  My friend Jodi (only child) had one whole room FULL of Barbies, cars, dream houses, closets for Barbie clothes and everything else you could imagine.  I liked playing with hers because she would let Barbie and her friends fight.  That was cool.  I love you, though.  Different kind-of Barbie.  Completely different.  :)

I carried my Trapper Keeper to every class.  You are right about the lockers.  Anyway, my locker mate, Michael Mitchell probably would have thrown it away.  Just sayin&#039;.  I&#039;m not sure if he is on facebook or not, but I bet some of my friends remember him.  Nice guy, that Michael.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, my first Barbie.  Aerobics Barbie.  Brings back such memories.  Fat kid + Aerobics Barbie= Even lower self esteem.  Plus, I was a HUGE tomboy (no-pun intended).  I would rather ride my bike, pop wheelies and jump ramps.  Playing in dirt was my specialty.  Plus, I lived with the brown haired, real-life Barbie, accessorized with mirror, lipstick and her very own lighted make-up mirror.  Remember those?  My friend Jodi (only child) had one whole room FULL of Barbies, cars, dream houses, closets for Barbie clothes and everything else you could imagine.  I liked playing with hers because she would let Barbie and her friends fight.  That was cool.  I love you, though.  Different kind-of Barbie.  Completely different.  <img src='http://www.shaninreallife.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I carried my Trapper Keeper to every class.  You are right about the lockers.  Anyway, my locker mate, Michael Mitchell probably would have thrown it away.  Just sayin&#8217;.  I&#8217;m not sure if he is on facebook or not, but I bet some of my friends remember him.  Nice guy, that Michael.</p>
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		<title>Comment on MY GROOVY PRIZE POSSESSIONS by Gastric Bypass Barbie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gastric Bypass Barbie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 13:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, first off: WHO HATES BARBIE??? Bitterness. Such unfounded BITTERNESS. But, I digress...TrapperKeeper. Wanna know what was wrong with those things? They were too wide to fit into a school locker (and close the door). That meant you had to schlep it to every class. Oh, and for some reason, I never used the ring binder properly. Teachers would give me three-hole punched papers...and I would stuff them inside the Trapper Keeper and slam it shut (usually bending the pages). Now, about this Milky the Cow thing -- We didn&#039;t have those in California -- Yes, I know that California Cheese comes from Happy Cows (that&#039;s what the commercials say), but the only cows we ever saw were already in steak form, so no milkable anything. EXCEPT for my baby doll that actually pooped and peaed. Okay, you had to pump her stomach sometimes, but hey, that&#039;s what you do with colicky babies, right? But, let me tell you about my favorite toy on the planet: My Tonka Trucks (I had a bulldozer, dump truck, concrete mixer -- AND -- a Winnebago RV.) I loved those toys better than anything. I used to put contact paper on the tables and sinks in the motorhome -- very 70&#039;s - avocado green with canary yellow daisies. I dreamt of one day owning a big motorhome and...guess what? It actually happened! My first rig was a &#039;77 Dodge Field &amp; Stream (with familiar Harvest Gold Shag Carpeting, Dark Brown Faux Wood Paneling and Burnt Orange counters. Sigh. I miss that bad boy, except having to bathe while sitting on the toilet. We had the &quot;Shit &amp; Shower Model&quot; -- Sorry, but that&#039;s what it was called. Anyway, we eventually upgraded to an &#039;03 Jamboree and the rest is history, but I will NEVER forget my Tonka Winnebago -- which, by the way....I STILL HAVE. I could go on, but the elliptical beckons. Shan, thanks for sharing these memories. I laughed my face off thinking of you and your fat cabbage patch kid...someday, I&#039;ll tell you more about my baby doll -- not fat, but African American (God, I loved her...)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, first off: WHO HATES BARBIE??? Bitterness. Such unfounded BITTERNESS. But, I digress&#8230;TrapperKeeper. Wanna know what was wrong with those things? They were too wide to fit into a school locker (and close the door). That meant you had to schlep it to every class. Oh, and for some reason, I never used the ring binder properly. Teachers would give me three-hole punched papers&#8230;and I would stuff them inside the Trapper Keeper and slam it shut (usually bending the pages). Now, about this Milky the Cow thing &#8212; We didn&#8217;t have those in California &#8212; Yes, I know that California Cheese comes from Happy Cows (that&#8217;s what the commercials say), but the only cows we ever saw were already in steak form, so no milkable anything. EXCEPT for my baby doll that actually pooped and peaed. Okay, you had to pump her stomach sometimes, but hey, that&#8217;s what you do with colicky babies, right? But, let me tell you about my favorite toy on the planet: My Tonka Trucks (I had a bulldozer, dump truck, concrete mixer &#8212; AND &#8212; a Winnebago RV.) I loved those toys better than anything. I used to put contact paper on the tables and sinks in the motorhome &#8212; very 70&#8242;s &#8211; avocado green with canary yellow daisies. I dreamt of one day owning a big motorhome and&#8230;guess what? It actually happened! My first rig was a &#8217;77 Dodge Field &amp; Stream (with familiar Harvest Gold Shag Carpeting, Dark Brown Faux Wood Paneling and Burnt Orange counters. Sigh. I miss that bad boy, except having to bathe while sitting on the toilet. We had the &#8220;Shit &amp; Shower Model&#8221; &#8212; Sorry, but that&#8217;s what it was called. Anyway, we eventually upgraded to an &#8217;03 Jamboree and the rest is history, but I will NEVER forget my Tonka Winnebago &#8212; which, by the way&#8230;.I STILL HAVE. I could go on, but the elliptical beckons. Shan, thanks for sharing these memories. I laughed my face off thinking of you and your fat cabbage patch kid&#8230;someday, I&#8217;ll tell you more about my baby doll &#8212; not fat, but African American (God, I loved her&#8230;)</p>
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